VODKA & FITNESS: THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE WRITER

Wednesday, 7 December 2016 / Leave a Comment

As winter sets in, as the temperature in cold gloomy England steadily drops, I find it harder to motivate myself for what has become my daily run along the cliff tops and beach. Each morning, I try and put it off for as long as possible–pray for rain, deliberately mislay socks, shorts or running shoes. I stare at my in-box, hoping for an important message to drop.
   Looking back now, I probably got into running through a combination of Haruki Murakami and Ronnie O'Sullivan. I liked the discipline involved, the challenge to self, and saw exercise as a necessary palliative against the depressing times in which we live, something far better than a course of Prozac.
   But as the years have passed, I've come to appreciate the parallels between mental and physical activity, how the two very different disciplines mirror and compliment each other in my daily life. Each morning when I settle down to write, I know I'm not going to complete an entire novel, reel off 150,000 words in one sitting, that my efforts are but a step along the way towards the completion of a longer-term project, one that must be tackled one stage at a time. Equally, running is not a means to an end, but a progressive activity, maintenance of physical well-being, a healthy weight, a level of strength and fitness, peace of mind. There is, therefore, something Sisyphean about both writing and running. When I come to the end of a story or a book, the metaphorical stone rolls back to the bottom again–I outline another book, I start to write another story. In the same way, cessation of physical activity, however briefly or for whatever reason, a holiday or shin splints, means that essentially you have to start all over again, building up stores of energy (putting credits in the fitness bank, as I call it). It is an endless, self-perpetuating process, a cycle.
    For that reason (until my knees or ankles or brain or typing fingers give up), I'll still write for a few hours each morning and then go for a massive run along the cliff tops and beach (rain or shine). Only now I realize that there is something more to it than merely keeping fit; that it isn't just the commonplace, well-meaning pastime which compelled me to write the poem below: 

Vodka and Fitness
I ran up hills, along beaches,
did crunches and press-ups,
skipped and lifted weights,
training like a boxer.
but I wasn’t preparing
for 12 rounds against
a seasoned pebble-weight.
I was preparing for the next
6-day drinking binge.
there were no right hooks to absorb,
only pints of strong lager;
no stiff jabs or body shots,
only bottles of red wine;
no fierce combinations or upper-cuts,
only evil measures of Russian vodka.


Because our own personal races are never really run, there will always be another story to write, another cliff top to conquer, another day to endure.

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