‘You remember Jason
Green, don’t you? You remember the nightmare he had in Australia?’
I half shook my head. I remembered Jason,
another old school friend, emigrating when he was quite young, early to
mid-twenties, but I didn’t recall what happened to him out there – good or bad.
‘Well, he flew out just after he finished
uni, a gap year, got himself trained as a cocktail waiter, planned to travel
all over the country, working the bars. Anyway, he met this Melbourne lass
online, on a dating website-type thing. They struck up a bit of a rapport, they
liked the look of each other, but she said she was a bit shy, that she’d been
hurt in the past and wanted to take things slow. Greeny said he understood
completely, and they started sending each other emails. At first, once a day,
then twice, and so on, until they were conducting this intense online
relationship. By all accounts, he really fell for the girl. She told him all
about her life, childhood, her family, and vice versa. They had so much in
common. She made him laugh. They started sending each other steamy pictures.
But whenever they arranged to finally meet up, she’d always call things off at
the last-minute, always made up some excuse.
‘Initially, Greeny was very
understanding; he really cared for her, and sensed that she was the nervous
type, scared of disappointing him in some way – in fact, she said as much in
one of her emails. But gradually, he started to lose patience. This had been
going on for months; his visa was running out, and he desperately wanted to
meet her before he had to come home. He wanted to find out if the feelings that
had built up between them were real or not.’
‘He wanted to do what?’ I asked, struck
by the way Alan had phrased that – it was uncomfortably familiar.
‘To find out if they’d hit it off in
person. By that time, they’d said I love you to each other, and made plans to
get together properly, boyfriend and girlfriend, to try and work on getting
Greeny a longer-term visa. Anyway, they have this big emotional exchange of
emails. Greeny really lays it on the line – if you don’t meet me this week,
it’s all off, I can’t go on like this anymore, blah-blah-blah. It all came to a
head – the big meet up in this flash restaurant. Greeny gets himself
spruced-up, ready to meet who he was becoming increasingly certain was the love
of his life.’ Alan broke off from his story, grinned and shook his head. ‘Guess
what happened next?’
‘She didn’t turn up.’
‘Exactly – she didn’t turn up. But
something weird happened in the restaurant that night. After it became apparent
that she’d stood him up, Greeny retired to the bar to drown his sorrows. After
about half a dozen or so whiskies, this quite respectable-looking young lady
sits down next to him and orders a drink. They get chatting. She’s kind,
friendly. Greeny, more than half-cut by this time, unburdens himself, tells her
everything.’
‘And what?’ I said. ‘He ends up getting
together with her?’
‘Hold that thought, Filippo.’ Alan raised
a hand, and flashed an even wider grin than before. ‘Let’s fast-forward a few
days. When Greeny tries to contact his online girlfriend, to ask where she’d
got to, he doesn’t receive a reply. Complete radio silence. A whole week
passes. Nothing. He can’t understand it. After months of messaging each other a
dozen times a day, after everything they’d said to each other, the feelings
that had built up between them, to all of a sudden cut things off, to no longer
want any contact, really hurt poor old Greeny’s feelings. And I don’t know what
got into his head, but he hired a private detective to track her down. Crazy, I
know. But he’d accumulated a shit load of money that summer, and saw an ad
online, a guy who specialized in this kind of thing. Know what they call it?’
I shook my head.
‘Cat-fishing,’ he said, looking very
pleased with himself. ‘Anyway, it only takes this private detective about three
days to get hold of a name, address and phone number for the person who’d been
using that email address.’
‘And what happened next?’ I asked,
genuinely interested by now.
‘Greeny gets a cab straight over there,
takes a lift up to apartment number-whatever-it-is, and knocks on the door. And
you’ll never guess who answers?’
‘No. Who?’
‘The respectable-looking young woman who
sat next to him in the restaurant bar. She’d been there all the time. She’d
actually turned up!’
‘What? But why? Why didn’t she just tell
him who she really was?’
Alan shrugged and took a sip of cappuccino
which must have long since gone cold, not that any distaste registered upon his
fleshy face.
‘Wasn’t right in the head,’ he said,
licking a bit of froth from his top lip. ‘Apparently, she’d done this kind of
thing dozens of times before – masquerading as someone else online, befriending
people, telling them she was someone else altogether. But the funny thing was,
Greeny kept in contact with her. He wanted to help her out; he still, after
everything that’d happened, after she’d made a complete dick out of him, cared
deeply for her. Amazing, eh? If it were me, I’d have told her to take a running
jump.’
You can't stop there!!!! I want to know more 😀
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