NEW SHORT STORY PUBLISHED - IN THE ADDICT COLONY

Friday, 2 May 2025 / Leave a Comment

 



Neil Randall is delighted to announce that his new short story In the Addict Colony has just been published by U.S. literary journal Blood+Honey.

     The story was written in a whirlwind burst of activity towards the end of last year, and was inspired by the criminal amount of misinformation, scaremongering, and conveyor belt of faceless naysaying drones who are continually lecturing the public on what is good and what is bad for them – avoid alcohol, drugs, food, laughter, sex, fresh air, et cetera.

    Perhaps this was best illustrated during Randall’s recent sold-out reading at Belgrade Youth Centre. In a lively Q&A session after the author had read selected extracts from forthcoming novels The Professional Mourner and The Belgrade School Shootings, the general direction of the discussion turned towards personal choices and freedom. In a scene reminiscent of Michael Douglas’ ‘Greed is Good’ rant from Oscar-winning classic Wall Street, and cherry-picking from JFK’s famous ‘Ask not what your country can do for you…’ speech, Randall launched into a blistering attack on social media, screen time, the homogenisation of culture, and the paralysing effect it’s having on the intellectual development of people of all ages.

      “Ask not what you can do for your body, but what your body can do for you…” he proclaimed. Shortly followed by: “Addictions are good. You just need to know how to control them.”

    In what was described by one local journalist as ‘rabid invective fusing the worst elements of coprophagia and cynophobia, Randall talked at length about his own creative process, likening it to Johnny Cash strolling into a dark forest with a fierce arsenal of potent hallucinogens, losing his mind for a few days, only to emerge from the forest with a handful of soaring melodies and beautiful lyrics.

     “We all need to get away from ourselves from time to time. You should always go with your instincts, and do the things that get the most out of yourself, whether that’s locking yourself away, writing for months on end, running a marathon every day, devouring the greats of world literature, perfecting the yoga headstand, inserting small pieces of furniture up your arsehole, or cracking open a bottle of fine mezcal and drinking to the dregs in one sitting. Go let it in, go let it out.”

 

Here’s the opening scene from the story:

    

“It’s an unorthodox approach to addiction treatment,” said the Minister for the Interior. “I’m not sure anyone in our administration understands your methods or the true purposes of your programme.”

     “Understanding is an overrated concept, Minister.” Professor Stojanovic came to a stop outside the first addiction booth on their tour of the facility. “For who can understand why an individual will consume so many intoxicants they suffer major organ failure, why they gorge themselves on various foodstuffs, only to stick their fingers down their throat seconds later, nor why a young person lacerates their forearms with a razor blade until they bleed so profusely they need to be rushed to an emergency room. Understanding is not what we’re about at the addict colony.”

     “But to give patients access to the one thing that’s most damaging to them is tantamount to medical heresy, surely!”

     “We only study, not treat, and certainly not cure or offer any kind of solution to their problems. Our firm belief is that when, and only when, the addict wants to leave their own personal addiction booths will their own personal treatment be over. Now, let us commence with our tour. Behold.”

      Stojanovic beckoned the minister over to a high and wide rectangular window that looked in on a white-walled, cell-like space illumined by harsh overhead lighting. All the booth contained was a plank bed, table, chair, and television set. But it was undoubtedly the sight of a painfully skinny, almost naked young woman (she wore only basic bra and panties), with bruises up and down her arms and legs, crouched on the tiled floor, bent over almost double, repeatedly forcing two fingers down her throat which caught his attention. Even more so when the stricken addict, eyes clouded with tears and phlegm dangling from her chin, finally succeeding in making herself sick.

     “This particular addict – and we call them addicts here at the institute, not patients or clients – has just concluded a particularly epic eating binge. Four hours, twelve minutes, and forty-eight seconds to be precise. Bulky carb-rich main meals, red meat, junk food, chocolate desserts, a whole host of cookies and candy bars. You see how violently she is vomiting now, the convulsions which wrack her wasted body, how the regurgitated food is barely masticated.”

     Wincing, the minister had to look away. “But do you not intervene in a compassionate, if not medical sense?”

     “No. Never. We provide for the addict’s specific needs. In this case, an extensive menu of food, and then record everything that happens in the booth afterwards. If you look closely, you’ll see cameras positioned in each corner of the room.”

      “But this is barbaric! Surely you review the addict’s medical notes, their case histories, and try –”

      “Only the addict’s current behaviour interests us here. It’s our firm belief that we will never succeed in understanding addictive, repetitive, compulsive, and ultimately self-destructive behaviour unless we let each individual addict under our care see their own personal journey through to the end. If we intervene – as the medical community has done since time immemorial – then we can only ever offer temporary solutions and partial curatives. Six months later, the addict will resume their self-destructive activities. But if they’re allowed to continue on the addictive path, they might just be able to arrest their behaviour and find longer-term solutions for themselves.”

      The minister blew out some air and shook his head. “Well, I suppose that makes some kind of sense. But I’m still far from convinced. Not just by your theorising, but this facility’s reason to exist.”

      “Then perhaps we should move on to Addict #2. Please, Minister, come this way.”

 

If you want to read the story in full, head over to the Blood+Honey website.

 

And if you’re interested in Neil Randall’s published work, why not check out his amazon page.


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